Andy Borowitz: ​Americans Overwhelmingly Favor Sending Trump Back to School in Fall

Contributor: Wy Spano

The November election will make Medicare much, much better, or—for seniors like us—much much worse.  Unless you don’t care about spending lots more on your health, pay attention to Medicare.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Borowitz Report)—Amid the debate over reopening the nation’s schools, a new poll shows that an overwhelming majority of Americans would like Donald J. Trump to go back to school in the fall. Read it here.